Kid jokes

Today going thru the lunch line Logan asks me
"What day is a chicken afraid of?"
Me "I don't know"
Him "Friday"

Funny part was we had chicken nuggets at lunch today!

After school he asks me what I'd call a fish w/ no eyes. Of course I know a blind fish isn't right so I just say "I don't know". Him "FSH" the way he said it was so funny.

Another kid told me today that he wanted to work there (in the lunchroom). I wonder if he meant when he got older or right after recess ended so he didn't have to go back to class?